Kate Dudding: Four Silly Fish Jokes

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1. Why didn't Noah fish much when he was on the Ark?

 

2. Why don't shrimp and lobsters share their toys?

 

3. What did the fish say when it hit the cement wall?

 

4. What fish goes best with peanutbutter?

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. He only had 2 worms.

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Because they're shellfish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Dam(n).

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Jellyfish, of course ;-)

 


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